Some comments (supposedly) made by NBC sports commentators during the last Summer Olympics that they might have wanted to rephrase upon reflection.

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.  I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
 
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
 
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
 
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
 
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
 
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.  In fact you can see it all over their faces."
 
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
 
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.  It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
 
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

26:30 (booo!)
40 burpees

Jeff 23:25 (chest to bar, butterfly sit ups)
Torch 22:59